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My interpretation of the meanings behind the 3-minute End of Time Clip. I've decided this requires a lot of deep, meaningful thought, so I've decided to do it line by line. Hope you enjoy.
AUDIENCE: *cheers*
ANNOYING NUMBERS IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER: *are annoying*
[and go!]
TARDIS: *appears on the Ood Sphere*
THE OOD SPHERE: *is pretty much the same graphics from "Planet of the Ood", but don't tell anyone!*
OOD SIGMA: *has been standing out here in the cold for for-freaking-ever*
THE DOCTOR [sticking his head out of the TARDIS]: Blimey! It's cold! It's cold and I'm in a panama hat and I've got this flower necklace thing! It's funny!
OOD SIGMA: I brought you tea but it's cold now. Because you delayed. And you never call.
THE DOCTOR: I thought you told me you wanted me to die and not to call you anymore.
OOD SIGMA: No, I told you that you were going to die. Nothing about calling. Though after that whole situation with Christina---
THE DOCTOR: ANYWAY, let's talk about how funny I am. I did a bunch of stuff! Saved a few planets, saw some cool things, caused a really awesome character to commit suicide, named a galaxy Allison! THAT'S FUNNY!
OOD SIGMA: *feels no humor*
ADELAIDE BROOKE FANS: *feel no humor*
WHO_ANON: Wait, there are Adelaide Brooke fans? We've been trying to call you out for the last week, now!
ME: OKAY IT IS JUST ME, ALL RIGHT? JESUS.
THE DOCTOR: Anyway. Oh! And I got married to Queen Bess!
ROSEFEN: *horror*
THE DOCTOR: And remember Queen Bess's nickname, eh, eh, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge?
ROSEFEN: *collapses*
THE DOCTOR: It's funny, right?
[the lights dim, and the scene cuts to an older woman in a bright orange cardigan, sitting at a desk]
EVELYN SMYTHE: Thank you for taking the time out to sit here with me and correct a bit of this broken history. You see, while Queen Elizabeth---from a time period I am most familiar with!---was known as "the Virgin Queen", this was more from those who worshipped her for her saint-like image. It is fairly widely known, and was widely known at the time, that she took a number of lovers. None of which were the skinny braggart you see carelessly throwing about sexual exploits he has no business saying!
SIXTH DOCTOR: That's quite enough now, Evelyn, we should get going---
EVELYN SMYTHE: That is certainly not enough! I will be---
[screen cuts to static]
[screen cuts back to the Ood Sphere]
OOD SIGMA: You must come with me.
THE DOCTOR: That's what she said.
OOD SIGMA: Now.
THE DOCTOR: That's what she---oh! All right. Let me just lock up the TARDIS… *wink wink wink*
DOCTOR/TARDIS FANS: *GLEE*
THE TARDIS: *has a new clicking sound effect*
DOCTOR/TARDIS FANS: *disappointed*
THE DOCTOR: I locked it like a car!
OOD SIGMA: *has no idea what a car is*
THE DOCTOR: I locked it like a car! THAT'S FUNNY!
OOD SIGMA: We are not amused.
ROSE TYLER: *owes the Doctor ten quid*
[the Ood Sphere is very pretty and very NOT LIKE PLANET OF THE OOD, OKAY? Except it absolutely is like Planet of the Ood]
THE DOCTOR: How old are you, Ood Sigma?
OOD SIGMA: A gentleman never asks a lady her age.
THE DOCTOR: You're still miffed I stood you up all this time, aren't you?
OOD SIGMA: *changes facebook status to "It's Complicated with The Doctor"*
[Rivendell Ood City!]
THE DOCTOR: This is all really impressive, though. How long did it take you to make this CG graphic? Which would make you HOW old??
OOD SIGMA: One hundred years.
SIGNIFICANT CAMERA SWIPE: *is significant!*
THE DOCTOR: This means something! There's no way you can construct that many pixels in one hundred years. or call me, for that matter.
OOD SIGMA: I borrowed Martha Jones's mobile.
THE DOCTOR: Oh, that sorts that out, then.
OOD SIGMA: But the mind of the Ood is troubled.
THE DOCTOR: I understand that. Take some fiber.
OOD SIGMA: Every night, Doctor. Every night we have bad dreams.
THE DOCTOR: Is it the one about the giant banana chasing you down the street?
OOD SIGMA: No.
THE DOCTOR: How about the one where you're forced to do a show with Jedward*?
*Which is actually a pop duo from the X-Factor and does not have anything to do with Jacob/Edward or Twilight.
OOD SIGMA: No.
THE DOCTOR: Is it---
OOD SIGMA: Why don't you just come down and share the dreaming with us?
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, she said that, too.
[Inside a dark and spooky and not at all CG rendered cave]
SPOOKY OOD WITH A BRAIN HEAD: It is returning, returning, returning. And he is returning, and they are returning…
THE DOCTOR: *gets ready to break into the chorus of the Pronoun Song*
OOD SIGMA: You will sit with the Elder of the Ood and share the dreaming.
THE DOCTOR: *is not at all awkward to be sitting with all of these spooky brain-holding Ood* Hello! *cough* I mean, Hello!
OOD: You will join! You will join! You will join!
[everyone puts their brain into their lap and takes hands]
MASTER/DOCTOR SHIPPERS WHO EXPECTED THAT CLIP FROM THE TRAILER TO BE THE DOCTOR HOLDING THE MASTER'S HAND: *weep*
SIGNIFICANT DIP TO WHITE: *is significant!*
THE MASTER: *laughs maniacally!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
THE DOCTOR: That man is dead! There are ten dozen fix it stories that will be Joss'd from this!
THE MASTER: HAHAHAHAHA! HE LOCKED IT LIKE A CAR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (this is the theme music by the way) NUHNUHNUHNUHNE DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Can't wait until Christmas!
AUDIENCE: *cheers*
ANNOYING NUMBERS IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER: *are annoying*
[and go!]
TARDIS: *appears on the Ood Sphere*
THE OOD SPHERE: *is pretty much the same graphics from "Planet of the Ood", but don't tell anyone!*
OOD SIGMA: *has been standing out here in the cold for for-freaking-ever*
THE DOCTOR [sticking his head out of the TARDIS]: Blimey! It's cold! It's cold and I'm in a panama hat and I've got this flower necklace thing! It's funny!
OOD SIGMA: I brought you tea but it's cold now. Because you delayed. And you never call.
THE DOCTOR: I thought you told me you wanted me to die and not to call you anymore.
OOD SIGMA: No, I told you that you were going to die. Nothing about calling. Though after that whole situation with Christina---
THE DOCTOR: ANYWAY, let's talk about how funny I am. I did a bunch of stuff! Saved a few planets, saw some cool things, caused a really awesome character to commit suicide, named a galaxy Allison! THAT'S FUNNY!
OOD SIGMA: *feels no humor*
ADELAIDE BROOKE FANS: *feel no humor*
WHO_ANON: Wait, there are Adelaide Brooke fans? We've been trying to call you out for the last week, now!
ME: OKAY IT IS JUST ME, ALL RIGHT? JESUS.
THE DOCTOR: Anyway. Oh! And I got married to Queen Bess!
ROSEFEN: *horror*
THE DOCTOR: And remember Queen Bess's nickname, eh, eh, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge?
ROSEFEN: *collapses*
THE DOCTOR: It's funny, right?
[the lights dim, and the scene cuts to an older woman in a bright orange cardigan, sitting at a desk]
EVELYN SMYTHE: Thank you for taking the time out to sit here with me and correct a bit of this broken history. You see, while Queen Elizabeth---from a time period I am most familiar with!---was known as "the Virgin Queen", this was more from those who worshipped her for her saint-like image. It is fairly widely known, and was widely known at the time, that she took a number of lovers. None of which were the skinny braggart you see carelessly throwing about sexual exploits he has no business saying!
SIXTH DOCTOR: That's quite enough now, Evelyn, we should get going---
EVELYN SMYTHE: That is certainly not enough! I will be---
[screen cuts to static]
[screen cuts back to the Ood Sphere]
OOD SIGMA: You must come with me.
THE DOCTOR: That's what she said.
OOD SIGMA: Now.
THE DOCTOR: That's what she---oh! All right. Let me just lock up the TARDIS… *wink wink wink*
DOCTOR/TARDIS FANS: *GLEE*
THE TARDIS: *has a new clicking sound effect*
DOCTOR/TARDIS FANS: *disappointed*
THE DOCTOR: I locked it like a car!
OOD SIGMA: *has no idea what a car is*
THE DOCTOR: I locked it like a car! THAT'S FUNNY!
OOD SIGMA: We are not amused.
ROSE TYLER: *owes the Doctor ten quid*
[the Ood Sphere is very pretty and very NOT LIKE PLANET OF THE OOD, OKAY? Except it absolutely is like Planet of the Ood]
THE DOCTOR: How old are you, Ood Sigma?
OOD SIGMA: A gentleman never asks a lady her age.
THE DOCTOR: You're still miffed I stood you up all this time, aren't you?
OOD SIGMA: *changes facebook status to "It's Complicated with The Doctor"*
[
THE DOCTOR: This is all really impressive, though. How long did it take you to make this CG graphic? Which would make you HOW old??
OOD SIGMA: One hundred years.
SIGNIFICANT CAMERA SWIPE: *is significant!*
THE DOCTOR: This means something! There's no way you can construct that many pixels in one hundred years. or call me, for that matter.
OOD SIGMA: I borrowed Martha Jones's mobile.
THE DOCTOR: Oh, that sorts that out, then.
OOD SIGMA: But the mind of the Ood is troubled.
THE DOCTOR: I understand that. Take some fiber.
OOD SIGMA: Every night, Doctor. Every night we have bad dreams.
THE DOCTOR: Is it the one about the giant banana chasing you down the street?
OOD SIGMA: No.
THE DOCTOR: How about the one where you're forced to do a show with Jedward*?
*Which is actually a pop duo from the X-Factor and does not have anything to do with Jacob/Edward or Twilight.
OOD SIGMA: No.
THE DOCTOR: Is it---
OOD SIGMA: Why don't you just come down and share the dreaming with us?
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, she said that, too.
[Inside a dark and spooky and not at all CG rendered cave]
SPOOKY OOD WITH A BRAIN HEAD: It is returning, returning, returning. And he is returning, and they are returning…
THE DOCTOR: *gets ready to break into the chorus of the Pronoun Song*
OOD SIGMA: You will sit with the Elder of the Ood and share the dreaming.
THE DOCTOR: *is not at all awkward to be sitting with all of these spooky brain-holding Ood* Hello! *cough* I mean, Hello!
OOD: You will join! You will join! You will join!
[everyone puts their brain into their lap and takes hands]
MASTER/DOCTOR SHIPPERS WHO EXPECTED THAT CLIP FROM THE TRAILER TO BE THE DOCTOR HOLDING THE MASTER'S HAND: *weep*
SIGNIFICANT DIP TO WHITE: *is significant!*
THE MASTER: *laughs maniacally!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
THE DOCTOR: That man is dead! There are ten dozen fix it stories that will be Joss'd from this!
THE MASTER: HAHAHAHAHA! HE LOCKED IT LIKE A CAR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (this is the theme music by the way) NUHNUHNUHNUHNE DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Can't wait until Christmas!
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Say one word otherwise and your Doctor will be regenerating into Matt Smith SO FAST---
Thank you, MJ. ♥
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@ 00:16
OKAY LOOK I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE THE MASTER'S HAND/HOODIE, OKAY?
What's he gonna do? CHEER HIM ON TO DEATH?
&hearts
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...Ahem~
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COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS~
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THEY BLOW THINGS UP AND WALK AWAY~
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KEYBOARD SOLO: J.J. ABRAMS!
WHO'S GOT TIME TO LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS?
But seriously, I always, always think of Seven strolling away from the exploding circus. And I'm sorry BAMFs, but no matter how awesome you are, you will never reach that level of cool. It's just not possible.
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THEY GOT COOL GUY ERRANDS THAT THEY HAVE TO WALK TO
Did I mention
I met him
Sylv McCoy
ogog
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AND STEVEN MOFFAT
WAS IN THE ROOM IN THE HOTEL
ACROSS THE HALL
FROM ME
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NO YOU'RE LYING
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
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...WELL, THIS ICON DOESN'T SHOW IT- BUT TRUST IN ME!
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He is going to stab his hand into the Doctor's ribcage and pull out both his hearts. And eat them.
WITHOUT KETCHUP!!!!
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That sounds...actually pretty good right now. I think I need to eat lunch.
OF HEARTS!