Doctor's Advice Monday

[rude_not_ginger]

Ask me anything, I'll offer up the best advice this side of the known universe.

THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Comments

[aintnoconvict]

How is babby formed? How do I shot web?

Best pick-up lines to use on a princess, as a friend of mine was asking.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS With a multidimensional stabilization unit after reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Princesses. Any specific planet of origin?

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

What do you do when your past self keeps trying to kill people?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

HE WOULD NEVER!

[ms-saxon.livejournal.com]

Where's the best place to go for a stiff drink?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

The restaurant at the end of the universe. Without a doubt.

[not-tindog.livejournal.com]

What should I write for my tardisbigbang fic?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Well, there's something I've been wondering. How did you and Martha meet? Was Tom involved? What about dinosaurs?

All you ever do is update your facebook with football scores, and Martha blocked me after my posts about Rose "became to monotonous".

[syzygy-lj.livejournal.com]

In layman's terms, how does dimentional transcendentalism work?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It's just that simple.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

Am I old enough to travel, yet? I promise I won't wander off!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

There's an age and height limit.

[slips on glasses] Age?

[notanemptymotto.livejournal.com]

What happens to be the best way to stop an egocentric half-vampire from going on about total global domination?

[electricvamp.livejournal.com]

Sorry, it's Toshiko mun here, but I could help go lolololol at this

[fromoutofthejar.livejournal.com]

Should I go to Japan next, or Italy?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Japan, definitely. All that culture!

[not so anonymous, really] 1/2

[beholdthedrums.livejournal.com]

There's been this question that has pressing me for longer than you may be able to imagine... but I just have to know, and you're the best - well, the only - person I can think to ask!

[not so anonymous, really] 2/2

[beholdthedrums.livejournal.com]

Doctor, do you enjoy torture? Come on, you can tell me!

[havinhoops]

So say y' threatened t' shoot a female coworker 'cos she 'ad a stick up 'er arse, and then y' sort of accidentally shot 'er, 'cept there weren't any witnesses t' say it was an accident, an' th' only person who could corroborate your story was in a coma. 'ow would you get out o' such a sticky situation?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

What?

Why would you do that?!

1/?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

...I'll think of something.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I still want to know how they get the caramel into the caramilk bars. Did they ever figure that out in the future?

[sarahs-attic.livejournal.com]

Why is a mouse when it spins?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

To higher the few.

[just-koschei.livejournal.com]

What do you do if a version of your best friend decides he's Dear Abby?

[gingertimelady.livejournal.com]

Take away all his rubbish Earth women's magazines.

[wagglingfingers.livejournal.com]

All right, so what if you're a psychologist studying unique phenomena such as, say, this man who was hit by a car and entered an elaborate world with intricate mental constructs, and then you get shot in the head and end up in a coma with the exact same mental constructs eight years later? Am I mad, or is it time travel? And how do I get home? Want to give a girl a ride in your time machine?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

...


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Definitely mad.

[gingertimelady.livejournal.com]

What if you suspect that doing your best friend's homework for him directly contributes to his future regerations'...how do I put this?

Incompetence is a good word. I'm going to go with incompetence.

[gingertimelady.livejournal.com]

Speaking of incompetence, someone managed a fine show of it misspelling regeneration up there.

Humans.

[pi-sparrow.livejournal.com]

How do I keep a certain Time Lord for bursting in unannounced all the time? Hm?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Well, an apple a day keeps the---no, wait, nevermind.

[bittybluebox.livejournal.com]

Should you really be offering advice, Doctor? :)

[magicalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I would like to know the best way to get a straight answer out of a particular person. Do you have any advice?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Have you tried bribing? That tends to work with guards.