Doctor's Advice Monday

[rude_not_ginger]

Ask me anything, I'll offer up the best advice this side of the known universe.

THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Comments

[aintnoconvict]

How is babby formed? How do I shot web?

Best pick-up lines to use on a princess, as a friend of mine was asking.

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

What do you do when your past self keeps trying to kill people?

[ms-saxon.livejournal.com]

Where's the best place to go for a stiff drink?

[not-tindog.livejournal.com]

What should I write for my tardisbigbang fic?

[syzygy-lj.livejournal.com]

In layman's terms, how does dimentional transcendentalism work?

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

Am I old enough to travel, yet? I promise I won't wander off!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS With a multidimensional stabilization unit after reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Princesses. Any specific planet of origin?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

HE WOULD NEVER!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

The restaurant at the end of the universe. Without a doubt.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Well, there's something I've been wondering. How did you and Martha meet? Was Tom involved? What about dinosaurs?

All you ever do is update your facebook with football scores, and Martha blocked me after my posts about Rose "became to monotonous".

[aintnoconvict]

Oh, nowhere important. Just your typical idylic backwater realm that is only sometimes overtaken by a wicked witch an evil despot.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It's just that simple.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

There's an age and height limit.

[slips on glasses] Age?

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

...11, but I'll be 12 in October!

[ms-saxon.livejournal.com]

And how does one get to the end of the Universe? Without a ship that is.

[notanemptymotto.livejournal.com]

What happens to be the best way to stop an egocentric half-vampire from going on about total global domination?

[fromoutofthejar.livejournal.com]

Should I go to Japan next, or Italy?

[not-tindog.livejournal.com]

There were definitely raptors. And then maybe I learned to be a priest in order to perform Tom and Martha's wedding ceremony? Or possibly we're in some kind of polygamous marriage thing! Or maybe Tom is dead. Or a dinosaur. I think the important point to remember here is that there were definitely dinosaurs and at least one of them was definitely a raptor, and, oi! Football scores are of vital importance! The fate of the universe depends on the kicking skills of West Ham, which is a bit of a problem, admittedly, but one which shall be surmounted, especially once I've hobbled Spurs with my giant gun.

[not so anonymous, really] 1/2

[beholdthedrums.livejournal.com]

There's been this question that has pressing me for longer than you may be able to imagine... but I just have to know, and you're the best - well, the only - person I can think to ask!

[not so anonymous, really] 2/2

[beholdthedrums.livejournal.com]

Doctor, do you enjoy torture? Come on, you can tell me!

[marthajonesmd.livejournal.com]

Can you really blame me?

Also, I have it on good authority that dinosaurs make everything more awesome.

[electricvamp.livejournal.com]

Sorry, it's Toshiko mun here, but I could help go lolololol at this

[havinhoops]

So say y' threatened t' shoot a female coworker 'cos she 'ad a stick up 'er arse, and then y' sort of accidentally shot 'er, 'cept there weren't any witnesses t' say it was an accident, an' th' only person who could corroborate your story was in a coma. 'ow would you get out o' such a sticky situation?

[notanemptymotto.livejournal.com]

It is a completely valid concern! /sneakily adopts tesla >> <<

[electricvamp.livejournal.com]

Anyone would think I spent all my time plotting world domination!


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