Who missed me?

[rude_not_ginger]

So I'm back.

Dreadful three days. All that sun and beach? It only started a pleasant cold rain the day we left. Well, the writer spent too much time drinking with 60 and 70 year old women (what exactly is a cougar?) and I spent too much time completely bored.

The music wasn't bad though.

Go on, tell me how missed I was.

Comments

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

A cougar is an older woman who trolls for young young men to...have their way with.

Welcome back!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Their way with what?

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

I wasn't even aware you were gone.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, Master, I missed you too. I got you some salt water taffy and a seashell souvenir!

[unit-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh, have you been away? :)

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Jo! JoJoJo---there was this shop! And all they sold were those knee-high boots and I thought of you instantly!

[vote4nathan.livejournal.com]

You're always missed.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It's been far too long, mate, where've you been?

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

You know I did.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

And I missed you!

My, but you're looking handsome today!

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

If you don't know what a cougar is, you don't want to know.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most, how terrified should I be?

[clever-wanderer.livejournal.com]

You were, I promise, gravely, gravely missed.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Really? Brilliant! I love being gravely missed. Even more so when it's gravy gravely missed. Cause then there's gravy involved which usually means turkey or something of the like.

I think I'm hungry.

[otherdoctor.livejournal.com]

Isn't a cougar a mammal of the Felidae family, native to the Americas? Cougar borrowed from the Portuguese çuçuarana, via French; the term originally derived from the Tupi language?

Or perhaps there's another I'm not aware of.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought and when I asked if I should call animal control or something of the like I was laughed at.

I think it's a euphemism for something.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

....there are WAY to many Tens in this thread. How do you tell one from the other?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

We don't have to! We just accept them all as brilliant and magnificent.

[sarahs-attic.livejournal.com]

I just saw you last week. Why would I be missing you?

Now if you'd been away for years....

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It's not the years, Sarah Jane, it's the mileage.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

I always miss you, daddy.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

And I, you. The TARDIS always feels empty without you. It's like I'll never get over the holes in my hearts from your departure.

To make up for it, we named episode 4x06 after you, "The Doctor's Daughter".



OOC: Seriously. I went "K'TANYA" when I read it cause I am a dork.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love barbershop quartets. I hope you brought at least one CD back with you!

Speaking of music we like, here's a non-sequitur if I ever saw one.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I actually had that happen to me once. Not in this incarnation of course, but my Third. Fantastic singing voice in that body. 'Course, that caused a wide variety of problems.

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Missed you dreadfully.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

As I missed you, Ianto Jones.

How's everything at Torchwood? Still saving the world the horribly-violent way?

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Let's just say that a cougar is not an X5. But if you're going to go there, go for a rich one,

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

*cue complete confusion*

Cougars are from the cat family, though.

[noble-ginger.livejournal.com]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080429/ap_on_sc/new_zealand_colossal_squid

What?

OOC: Sorry...but if there was ever a story that smelled of the Doctor, it's this one. A thousand pound squid?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooh, a giant squid! Last time I saw one of those I was hunting down a Key to Time and I was traveling with this completely frustrating woman, I imagine you'd have liked her being all frustrating and all that, but the Key actually transformed a small squid into a giant one. The Marshies of that planet thought of it as a God.