Who missed me?

[rude_not_ginger]

So I'm back.

Dreadful three days. All that sun and beach? It only started a pleasant cold rain the day we left. Well, the writer spent too much time drinking with 60 and 70 year old women (what exactly is a cougar?) and I spent too much time completely bored.

The music wasn't bad though.

Go on, tell me how missed I was.

Comments

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

A cougar is an older woman who trolls for young young men to...have their way with.

Welcome back!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Their way with what?

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

I wasn't even aware you were gone.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, Master, I missed you too. I got you some salt water taffy and a seashell souvenir!

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

While I am delighted to know that you spent some of your time thinking about me, I must decline the gifts. I've no use for seashells and I'm simply not in the mood for salt water taffy.

[unit-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh, have you been away? :)

[vote4nathan.livejournal.com]

You're always missed.

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

You know I did.

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

If you don't know what a cougar is, you don't want to know.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Jo! JoJoJo---there was this shop! And all they sold were those knee-high boots and I thought of you instantly!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It's been far too long, mate, where've you been?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

And I missed you!

My, but you're looking handsome today!

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most, how terrified should I be?

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

looks you over, taking in youthful appearance and lean body type Seven? Less if you run fast.

[vote4nathan.livejournal.com]

I'm currently in Malibu visiting Peter and Sasha.

Tell me how you are.

[clever-wanderer.livejournal.com]

You were, I promise, gravely, gravely missed.

[otherdoctor.livejournal.com]

Isn't a cougar a mammal of the Felidae family, native to the Americas? Cougar borrowed from the Portuguese çuçuarana, via French; the term originally derived from the Tupi language?

Or perhaps there's another I'm not aware of.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

....there are WAY to many Tens in this thread. How do you tell one from the other?

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

Not so bad, yourself.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm all right. Got a little sun myself. Maybe a little too much, these freckles on my shoulders are red and hurt. Did I get a sunburn? I think I got a sunburn.

How about you?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! It's the hair. We both have fantastic hair.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Really? That much?

Do they have teeth, like real cougars?

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

coughs Claws are usually more of an issue.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Really? Brilliant! I love being gravely missed. Even more so when it's gravy gravely missed. Cause then there's gravy involved which usually means turkey or something of the like.

I think I'm hungry.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought and when I asked if I should call animal control or something of the like I was laughed at.

I think it's a euphemism for something.