He's Fire And Ice And Rage

When discussing having Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock meet the Doctor:

rude_not_ginger: I think Ten will really appreciate Holmes' love of running.
apropergenius: spy wants them to argue over who has the swooshier coat ;)
rude_not_ginger: It's totally Ten.
apropergenius: I don't think so!
rude_not_ginger: Ten's coat SWISHES. It is also ten billion times more protective
rude_not_ginger: It is made of couch fabric. You know how you hid behind the couch to avoid Daleks? You can't now. The Doctor has killed it and is wearing its skin.
apropergenius: hahha well Sherlock's has a cinched back panel thingy which is just so faux-military! And red thread on the button holes!
rude_not_ginger: COUCH
rude_not_ginger: SKIN
rude_not_ginger:
rude_not_ginger: SWISH
apropergenius: well, he had help in that shot!
rude_not_ginger: IT IS ALL NATURAL
rude_not_ginger: LIKE HOW HIS HAIR IS NATURALLY STICKY-UPPY
apropergenius: oh god, we need to make this a thread

Let the battle of Swish begin.