The package is left outside his previous self's TARDIS, because entering his own TARDIS in the past seems a bit too dangerous to try out. The box is shiny, silver, and has a note attached:

Happy birthday, Ace! Just keep it up, you're brilliant as ever.
Love,
The Doctor



What is inside the box.. )
Holiday.

At the beach.

Really, the Doctor should've been less irritated with the entire situation. After all, he was in his favorite pair of swim shorts (the one with the bananas on them), wearing a new pair of sunglasses and his favorite tie. After all, he wasn't fully dressed without his suit jacket.

Aaaaaand he had his family around him. Cut for general crack and spoilers to 4.09 'Forest of the Dead'. You know. Ish. )

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And bunches of awesome Jennys!
rude_not_ginger: (=[)
( Jun. 9th, 2008 11:41 pm)


My wives.

I vaguely remember being a bachelor a month ago. Now I have two wives and ten a daughters. IT WAS A LOOMING ERROR! And Mickey, so it's very like having a puppy, too.



OOC: LOL, [livejournal.com profile] runs_with_him's mun made the image and I died.
rude_not_ginger: (*glee*)
( Mar. 14th, 2008 10:52 pm)
Ace! It was Ace! He couldn't believe it was Ace! She was alive!

He was completely certain that with the destruction of Gallifrey, Ace had been one of the students to die, just another of the people he loved lost amid all the turmoil of War. He remembered wishing he had never sent her away. Wishing he'd never said goodbye.

Now! Now she was alive. And regenerated! Which was a positively terrifying aspect in and of itself. A full Time Lady. He doubted her rebellious younger self would've believed it.

He followed the instructions Ace gave him as carefully as possible---he landed in Cardiff first by accident, then somewhere else he had to run away from, and then, then he got it right. Shoreditch. Excellent name for a town.

He parked the TARDIS on a little streetcorner and stepped out. 2008. Just after the Year That Never Was. He even capitalized it for significance in his diary.

The question was, though! Where was Ace?


Dear Ace,

Miss you tons and all now, here's the important thing: Right, so I've been imprisoned by the Prince of Esterachia. He's given me a number of puzzle books to do during my stay and I'm afraid I'm positively stuck on this last one. He keeps saying how obvious the answer is, but I think he's just trying to frustrate me and this one's impossible.

This is one of those geometric puzzles which you're supposed to trace along all of the lines, without lifting the pen from the paper and tracing each line only once. I call them euler puzzles after the man who devised the method of knowing if they are possible or not.

Leonhard Euler was a brilliant 18th century mathematician and fantastic cook who solved the puzzle of the Konigsberg bridges which is now in Kalingrad, I think. In Russia.. Anyway, seven bridges connected both sides of the city and two islands in between. The townsfolk, dreadfully boring little people, passed their time for many years trying without success to find a route which would cross each bridge only once. Euler proved that it was not possible until an eighth bridge was constructed.

I actually think you'd have liked him a good deal. Great mind and all that.

Anyway, what do you think? Impossible, or possible?

Not-quite-so-happily incarcerated,

The Doctor


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Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 212
All right, so I'm not exactly a connoisseur of Earth music, though I do like the occasional concert or so (if I can make it to one). But, to do this list, I went through some of my companions' old rooms and picked out a song I thought suited them best from their collections.

Excluding the loud, annoying tribal music from Leela's old room, the fact that we no longer have Romana's room, and that Steven had a ridiculous amount of liquor stored in the record bins his room, these are my findings:

1. Vicki: "Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles (1965). Hardly classical!
2. Ace: "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by REM (1988) Because she's cool in the face of danger. And the end of the world. Which we seemed to face...quite often, in fact.
3. Peri Brown: "Material Girl" by Madonna (1985) I think this is incredibly appropriate music for one of my favorite Americans. And she owned a ridiculous number of shoes, I've discovered. 45 pairs of shoes! That's 90 heels! Who needs that many blisters??
4. Jamie McCrimmon: "Mist Covered Mountains" on Pipin' Hot Compilation (circa 1746) Classic music from an era post-Battle of Culloden. I shouldn't be surprised he picked bagpipes.
5. Sarah Jane Smith: "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" by Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1978). We saw them in concert, didn't we? Six months before she left (a year afterwards in Earth-time)...I do wish, on occasion, that we lived time linearly in the TARDIS, just for reference's sake.
6. Captain Jack Harkness: "Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller (1939), even though technically it is his and Rose's song or something.
7. Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright: "A Kiss To Build A Dream On" by Louis Armstrong (1950). This was the first dance at their wedding, too, if I'm not entirely mistaken.
8. Donna Noble: "White Wedding" by Billy Idol (1986). It's appropriate! No, really!
9. Mike Yates: "Copacabana (At the Copa)" by Barry Manilow (1978)…I'm not entirely sure why Mike had Manilow's entire collection. This one has a good beat, at least, and isn't as depressing as "Mandy".
10. Martha Jones: "Have You Met Miss Jones?" (covered) by Robbie Williams (2001) I have, in fact. And I think she's quite brilliant.

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Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 386
There are many in your life
And many still to be
Since you are a shining light
There's many that you'll see


You remember all of them.

Slipping like sand through a sieve, they slide into and out of your world. You try to hold onto them, but they move so quickly, and you're sluggish in comparison. You have so much time to say things, to do things, and they have so little.

You have so much time and they have so very little. )

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Word Count: 1,816
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