The writer for [livejournal.com profile] ninewho and I got to talking and we decided to tackle this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] writers_muses: And what are stories, but different ways with which we tell the truth?

We decided to write the same series of events from our own Doctor's point of view. This is Ten's version.





Did I say it isn't my fault? Cause it really, really isn't my fault. You know me, Yates. You know the way I was, right? Course you do! You know I wouldn't lie about this!

This is how it started. I was out with my other self, the bloke in the other room with the ears and leather jacket? )

Even if you don't believe me, you can always ask my other self. I'm sure he'll tell you the exact same thing.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 2,385
Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ninewho for providing the other half of this story!
TARDIS GROCERY LIST PRINTOUT 1223BB339


Land in front of Sainsbury's, January 2008. This list is to replace the one previously printed out one month prior that was ignored that replaced the prior month's list that was also ignored. You MUST go grocery shopping.

Fresh Food
Extra Sweet Pineapple (as opposed to un-sweet) £1.89/unit
Fresh Figs (as opposed to un-fresh) £1.99/unit
Bananas (4 bunches at minimum) £0.99/unit
Apricots £1.74/unit
NOTE: DO NOT BUY PEARS. YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM.
Cherry tomatoes (which really belong in the fruit asile)
£0.69/unit
NOTE: DO NOT NEED POTATOES, YOU ARE NOT IN THAT FAMINE RIGHT NOW.
Balsmic Salad Dressing £1.59/unit
Gem Lettuce (Not with actual gems) £1.49/unit
Seafood Sticks £0.98/unit
Ready Meals (variety) £2.29/unit - £10.99/unit

Bakery
White Sandwich loaf £0.99/unit
Baguette (several) £0.79/unit
Teacakes (12 pack) £0.54/unit
Banana scones £0.69/unit
Regular scones £0.69/unit
NOTE: THIS IS WHEN YOU REMEMBER THAT YOUR BREAD CUPBOARD IS VERY SMALL SO STOP BUYING BAKERY GOODS

Food Cupboard
Honey Shreddies Breakfast cereal £1.91/unit
Coco Pops Breakfast cereal £2.19/unit
NOTE: DO NOT PURCHASE MORE CEREAL, NO MATTER THE BRIGHT COLORS ON THE BOX.
Cheese and Onion Nibbles £1.59/unit
Squeezy Honey £1.29/unit
NOTE: DO NOT GET BORED AND WANDER OFF AT THIS POINT. CONTINUE SHOPPING.
Squeezy Honey £1.29/unit
Ready-to-eat banana custard £0.45/unit

Frozen
NOTE: FREEZING UNIT IN KITCHEN NEEDS REPAIRING, DO NOT MAKE FROZEN PURCHASES UNTIL FIXED

Drinks
Capri Sun Juice £0.94/unit
Coca-Cola 12-pack £4.95/unit

House & Pet
Lavender Aerosol £0.72/unit (to cover smell of cooking)
Bin Bags £1.59/unit
NOTE: PAY ATTENTION AND DO NOT WANDER OFF.
New Stainless Steel Toaster (to replace the one you used to make that machine) £12.97/unit
Washing up liquid £0.85/unit

HEALTH & BEAUTY
Cleansing Gel (aka: Soap) £5.47/unit
Shaving foam £1.46/unit
Hair gel £6.75/unit
NOTE: USE THE ONE YOU ALWAYS GET. DO NOT TRY SOMETHING NEW

Total bill should be aprox. £87.38

IF BILL IS SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER, GO BACK AND SEE WHAT YOU DID NOT PURCHASE. IF BILL IS SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER, PUT AWAY EXTRA BREAKFAST CEREALS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW PRETTY THE BOX COVERS, YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MANY.
Holiday Preparation List
1) Wrapping paper
2) Bows
3) Tape
4) New Pair of Scissors
5) Tree (with very sturdy stand)
6) Ornaments that are shatterproof
7) Non-tangleable lights (not the blinking ones)
8) Presents
     a) For Rose:  Something shiny and pretty
     b) For Mickey: Something shiny and simple
     c) For Jack: Something shiny and inappropriate
     d) For Donna: Something shiny and expensive
     e) For Martha: Something shiny and useful
     f) For Astrid: Something shiny and from Earth
9) Stockings!  Variety of sizes and colors.
10) Coal (for the Master and the Rani)
11) Refill of atmospheric excitation cube on top of TARDIS
12) Holiday Foodstuffs
     a) Eggnog (and rum)
     b) Turkey (not the people of)
     c) Banana Bread (good for any occasion)
     d) Stuffing (for Turkey)
     e) Cider (with brandy)
     f) Variety of Greens
     g) Someone who can actually cook the meal
          i) Romana?
          ii) Jake (seems girly enough)
          iii) Jackie NO NO NO
          iv) Professional Caterer (seems most likely
          v) Doris (also excuse to see the Brigadier)
13) Miscellaneous
     a) Buy Mickey a K-9?
     b) New shoes?
     c) Need more tea
     d) Don't invite Donna's family
     e) Need reasonable Christmas music that isn't in Swahili.
     f) Don't drink too much this year, don't need to send another letter to Jack's SO.


Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 218
After drinking a few too many eggnogs at your annual holiday party, you wake up the next morning realizing you did some things you now regret. Write an e-mail, a letter or a card to the people you need to apologize to.



Dear [Insert name of Jack's current boyfriend/girlfriend here],

I'm really very sorry for what happened at the Christmas Party at the Torchwood Hub this year. As in years past, I found myself overindulging in the rum and things went a wee bit too far, as I'm quite sure [Possible Witness One] and [Possible Witness Two] have already told you.

Now, Jack and I have been friends for a very long time now, and as with most friendships that evolve over that time, imbibing too much alcohol can skew one's perception of friendship. That being said, I can only apologize again and say that I didn't know he had a significant other at the time and if I did I'm pretty sure what happened probably still would have but I would've felt a good deal more bad about it at the time. Also, Jack started it.

I hope you have a happy New Year and before you get any bright ideas on "coming and getting" me, please remember what [Possible Witness One] might say about that. That, and Torchwood wants me alive. I save the world too much.

Apologies again,

The Doctor

PS: And, also, very sorry about the stain on your [Insert garment here]. We needed something to clean up with.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom:Doctor Who
Word Count: 210
Once.

When you're little, the Sisters seem like this great…they seem big. Very big. Time, Pain, and Death, all floating about the universe, it all makes sense.

And I believed once.

You see…when the universe was very young, three Sisters were born. No, no, not born. Not exactly. Woven. Brought into being. The eldest was Time. Most beautiful, most intelligent. The middle child was Pain, she always came to visit far too early and stayed long past her welcome. The youngest was Death. She was the only truly social member of the family. Danced with everyone once. Often…only once.

Still, when you're a wee little Time Tot at the Academy or on Mummy's knee and they tell you about the Sisters, you believe. You believe because it's easier to believe. It's as if they've given you a glass of water. It's a very small glass because you're a very small person, and it's enough. But then you get older and want a larger glass, but they only have the same amount of water. It's like that. You get thirsty after a while. Start thinking about what things that shouldn't be, because why would the Sisters let that happen?

When I was exiled, right after my second incarnation, I wondered what that meant. Was I cut off from the Sisters? Faith was fairly thin by that point at any rate, but the Sisters resided on Gallifrey. And I…well, I couldn't go back to Gallifrey, could I? Did that mean I'd never feel pain or die? Well, I mean, no, of course not. Felt pain, felt it all the time. Died later, but only a little bit. So…all those things were there, but that made the story wrong. It was like a little bit of history was mistaken, and that's a very, very important thing to a Time Lord. History has to be perfect facts have to be right.

And what about the others? What about the humans? I've seen such potential in them, but according to what we're taught, they don't get the same uh, privileges that Gallifreyans get from their Gods. All the mercy, hate, and justice in the world, and they can't protect some innocent humans? Doesn't make any sense to me. I protect them, and I'm far from a God. Or a trifecta of Gods, matter of fact. Three times the ability to bounce around and right things.

And what about that 'time is young' bit? Time doesn't age, things do. People do! And how do you weave Sisters without genetic material? Or even a Loom?

It doesn't fit. It just…doesn't.

I've taken to reading about Earth's religions. To better understand my companions, since they always seem to be humans nowadays. There's one I rather like. Neo Classic. They don't believe so much in a God or in a Devil or what-have-you. It's more…the things that men do. It can be the same difference, if you think about it.

Still. Things that men do. I've seen a man take a Dalek blast to the chest because he thought he could save someone else five more minutes to save a planet. I've seen a woman swallow the Time Vortex. I've seen a man sell out his bride in order to gain the favor of an Empress. I've seen that bride still admit she loved him. And Martha…I've seen a lot. A lot of things people will sacrifice for what's right and what's wrong.

In the end, the universe sets itself correctly. Evil survives, yes. But good, good survives. No, it prevails.

I can't believe in many things, but I can believe in that.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 608


Dear Ace,

Miss you tons and all now, here's the important thing: Right, so I've been imprisoned by the Prince of Esterachia. He's given me a number of puzzle books to do during my stay and I'm afraid I'm positively stuck on this last one. He keeps saying how obvious the answer is, but I think he's just trying to frustrate me and this one's impossible.

This is one of those geometric puzzles which you're supposed to trace along all of the lines, without lifting the pen from the paper and tracing each line only once. I call them euler puzzles after the man who devised the method of knowing if they are possible or not.

Leonhard Euler was a brilliant 18th century mathematician and fantastic cook who solved the puzzle of the Konigsberg bridges which is now in Kalingrad, I think. In Russia.. Anyway, seven bridges connected both sides of the city and two islands in between. The townsfolk, dreadfully boring little people, passed their time for many years trying without success to find a route which would cross each bridge only once. Euler proved that it was not possible until an eighth bridge was constructed.

I actually think you'd have liked him a good deal. Great mind and all that.

Anyway, what do you think? Impossible, or possible?

Not-quite-so-happily incarcerated,

The Doctor


Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 212
Right, here's a nice list! A list of the nice things the headmates have said about me! To garner this list, I popped around and asked them. They were surprisingly quite open in talking to me!

In which the headmates say a few words about the Doctor… )

I think it's fairly obvious from this that they all adore me.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 474

Special Appearances by:
Muse: DI Sam Tyler, Dr. Allison Cameron, Captain Hector Barbossa, Lucy Saxon, The Maxx, Dr. Owen Harper, Jayne Cobb
Fandom: Life on Mars, House MD, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Doctor Who, The Maxx, Torchwood, Firefly/Serenity
rude_not_ginger: (uuugh headscratch t-shirt)
( Dec. 13th, 2007 06:03 pm)
Right. So there's this meme going around with mistletoe and kissing? Apparently I missed it until today. Kept getting all these little messages with people and mistletoe and I just thought they were trying to help me prevent werewolves!

As it is, thank you all very much for, uh, wanting kisses from me. I apologize for the delays in said kisses, universe saving and all that.

Therefore! Here's my little contribution to kissing, because it's the season. If you've requested a kiss or would like a kiss, comment here. I'm not 2007 Tammy winner of Biggest Slut for nothing.

Happy Christmas!


EDIT: And here's the actual meme...



Two ways to play:

Request kisses from the Doctor.
If you'd like a kiss from the Doctor just comment here and let him know. He'll reply to your comment with a drabble of sorts that involves the kiss, or put up a thread to get that kiss on it's way. Or if you'd like a bit more control over the situation just start your own post and mark the entry locked to the Doctor, and leave me a comment here letting me know where the thread is and the Doctor'll be there!

Offer kisses to Others.
If you're feeling particularly bold or adventurous, post the picture in your journal, note that it's open to all, and let people ask for kisses from you. Give them at least a sentence or two in response, though--none of this "*kiss*" nonsense, that's no fun.


OOC: Silly little mun, I never read the meme until today! I'm so sorry for the delays. Anyone who'd like a kiss, go ahead and toss 'em in here and I'll have the Doctor lay one on ya. =D
Number two didn't answer, of course, neither did number three. By the time the Doctor limped over to number four on this little street, he was more than a little fed up with it all.

After all, he had come to this place because he was quite certain it was all so ridiculously normal that he wouldn't have a problem setting up a static bimolecular charger, because there would be no alien interference. Besides, this was Surrey! Nothing happened in Surrey!

Least of all attack owls. Attack owls, of all things! The Doctor couldn't run away from them fast enough, and some old woman with a purple hairnet started chasing him down the street, waving a broom at him and screaming things about eating death or whatever. And then the really strange things started happening. Ghosts, screaming banshees, and all those bloody owls! Wasn't Surrey supposed to be normal?

After much running, the whole situation left the Doctor with an owl's claw in his right hand, a nasty sprain, and no idea where exactly he was. The street sign read 'Privet Drive', but that could've been in Spain for all he knew. )

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 991


Dear Martha,

I know you've always had a soft spot for Louis Vitamin or whatever his name is, so I thought I'd drop you a postcard with some fashion highlights from the year 4337.

I…don't actually understand it myself. I had a talk with the designer after I untied her from where the Raxxiroxxians had her chained up (and stopped their plan to destroy the fashion moon base in order to enslave the models and designers). She says that the idea of the design is important because of the lack of idea behind the design.

I have no idea what that means.

Leaves me wishing you were here to explain the whole thing to me. Next, I'm off to the Voration colony. Fashion there is nudity. As with the moon base, I won't be participating.

The Doctor

PS: Sent you some shoes. Should be in your size. Figured you'd enjoy the heel.


Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 150
rude_not_ginger: (doctor/jack over shoulder)
( Dec. 1st, 2007 11:33 pm)
In case you weren't aware, Jack (that's [livejournal.com profile] onlysayinghello and I [livejournal.com profile] rude_not_ginger) were nominated in this whole Olympic business as a Toboggan team. So, just in case you weren't aware...this is what happened. All went down...in the Winter Olympics...must've been 1948 or so. So...enjoy. And remember to vote for us!

There was something alarmingly amusing about the notion of Jack and the Doctor not only ending up at The Winter Olympics of 1948, but also that they'd somehow managed to get mistaken for the French team... )
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