Thought about posting this to sixwordstories, decided not to.

[rude_not_ginger]

I'm brilliant.

That's really all, actually.

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[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Mmm. And next I imagine you want to show it to me? Demonstrate its proper level of inflation, et cetera?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I would never be so forward. I'd want you to imagine it yourself first. Invitations for sight of my perfectly inflated pride come after a few drinks.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

It's so completely evident that you slept through our lectures on the scientific method, Doctor. I never imagine anything. I require empirical experiences. Independent verification of submitted claims, and all that.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

So instead of me offering for you to see it, you instead are asking to view the aforementioned inflated pride for your own scientific methods?

Now who's being the forward one?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

You made the claim. I'm seeking to prove or disprove it.

And have you ever known me to be anything but direct when it comes to acheiving a goal?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You have me there, Rani. Can't deny your fervor or determination, not even with a Grexaxxian History Writer.

So.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

So.

Your local, or mine?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Let's go yours.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

These days I'm partial to the Dubliner. It's in the Phoenix Park Hotel in Washington, DC, America, Earth. I'll meet you there... oh, 19 December, 2007? In the evening?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Fantastic, I'll see you there.

Anything in particular I should bring? Besides the pride?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

There were books you offered to lend me. The Kama Sutra, and there may have been another, I can't entirely recall. If you'd bring those, it would be most helpful.