Wwwwwell my friend and I took her baby over to the park for a walk and when we got there I went on the swings and didn't get off for like an hour. And I'm a grown-ass woman how?
Okay, this is totally what happened while you were gone.
A shaft of light descended and an angel or other heavenly being appeared and revealed to us what each woman or man must do to attain divine wisdom in this life and the hereafter.
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And then! Wait, that wasn't a big deal.
So afterward --
Yeah, I have nothing.
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Or...make shit up.
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A shaft of light descended and an angel or other heavenly being appeared and revealed to us what each woman or man must do to attain divine wisdom in this life and the hereafter.
Too bad you missed it!