ooc: Please write my TM prompt for me.

[rude_not_ginger]

What do you never expect the Doctor to say?

EDIT: If you write it, I will make him say it in the prompt.

EDIT 2: That's all, my friends! I'll write the prompt now! *bounce*

Comments

[couldusechips.livejournal.com]

yo mama.

[couldusechips.livejournal.com]

PANTS PARTY. PARTY IN HIS PANTS.

[techno4tomcats.livejournal.com]

I LOVE LAMP

[ki2k]

The TARDIS has landed precisely when and where I wanted it to and I've run out of jelly babies!

Or,

No, really. I want to settle down right here permanently and make a new life for myself.

Or how about,

I've grown weary of England. Let's visit Canada!

[fluffnfreckles.livejournal.com]

"Reinette! Damn it, woman, where's my dinner?"
*awaits to be hit by Megs, yes*

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

*HITS*

[fluffnfreckles.livejournal.com]

That icon = sex. o.o

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yeah. Doesn't get pulled out too much, but is FUN.

[alan_shore]

Bearing in mind that I've never seen the show and am basing this on icons: "Allow me to explain now."

[dr-greghouse-md.livejournal.com]

"The Dalek and I are expecting our first child."

[womanofbeauty.livejournal.com]

ILUTTLY FOR THIS :P

[dreamplace.livejournal.com]

*Was innocently reading and is now choking on tea...*

[oh-shiney.livejournal.com]

" ...but, I really do like Christmas dinners with large families."

:D :D:D!!!!!!!!1

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Um, hmm...hey!

"Oh my God! They repossessed the TARDIS??!"

...I really have no idea what I'm typing... *slinks off*

[antigone-grace.livejournal.com]

That were funneh.

"I never thought I'd say this, but...

[antigone-grace.livejournal.com]

... pink really IS my color."

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

... I'm trying not to destroy my childhood any more than Barrowman already did. And it only makes sense if you saw The Sound of Music. Um.

"Would you fornicate with a simian?"

[flexibledancer.livejournal.com]

Win!

Or, or: "You have out-gayed me, Harkness!"

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

HEE. *smirk* Yeah, you know what it was going to be, right?

[soulful-spike.livejournal.com]

Here are some off the top of my head. Pick whichever ones you want. And sorry for so many. I just couldn't stop myself once I got started.

"You wanna know the real reason why I call myself The Doctor. Besides the fact that it's really cool and mysterious. My real named sucks. That's why."

"Don't ask why I keep getting younger and younger every time I regenerate? Or how I have a human grand daughter? Or why I'd leave her with some idiot she just meet on a destroyed world? Some things make no sense, even to me."

"You better listen. Cause I never say sorry or admit to making any mistakes. But, I'm sorry. It's hard to admit, but I was wrong."

"I have an idea. Next time I'm back on Earth. I think I'll take the Tardis some place other than bloody England. I really don't know why the hell I keep going to England. The weather is usually gloomy and cloudy. The only other people dumb enough to come, are American tourists."

"Guess the old saying is true. Blondes do have more fun. Cause I haven't had much fun since the late 1970's, when I wore beige and looked like some golden boy cricketer."

"Excuse me. Can you hold off on what your doing. I gotta go to the bathroom."

"Entertaining as Mickie Smith was. Do think I liked K-9 better. K-9 was a great companion. He didn't need food or hog the bathroom. And was in no way as annoying."

"Rose Tyler knows how I feel. That I love her. I'm certain of that. Loving her is something I never expected. And is near impossible to express in words. Cause it hurts so much. But just to see her beautiful face once more. I'd kiss her. And tell her how I truly feel. I'd say those five magic words: Would you be my bride."

[bit-like-alfred.livejournal.com]

I was going to suggest the 'I was wrong' thing.

[doctorsplusone.livejournal.com]

Words I'd never expect to hear the Doctor say? "I love you."

[shaman-x.livejournal.com]

"I'm really Romana."

OR: "And look! There's my companion, staying exactly where I told them to. So well behaved!" (But sincerely, I mean.)

OR: "I'm knackered. You drive the TARDIS, Adric/Rose/Dennis/the Rani*."
*Delete as appropriate

[shaman-x.livejournal.com]

Also *spams you*

"My real name is Theodorehenryedwarddereckoctaviuscolinterranceodinrichards."

[not-tindog.livejournal.com]

"You were my favorite Companion, Mickey Smith."

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That would be funny to see.

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

"I've seen such wonderful things, supa nova's, black holes, monsters, so many things you would never believe," steps towards the TARDIS, door opened, "There is nothing like it out there and," steps into the TARDIS, "You'll never see it." Closes the door and moments later vompvompvomp engines.

AKA, the Doctor doesn't offer to have someone as his new companion.

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! Doctor Who My Little Ponies!!!! *squee* My friend was/is making Stargate: SG-1 ponies!!

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

*giggles* doesn't it Rock. I have to thank doctorwho9 for them

[flexibledancer.livejournal.com]

*insert any slash-tastic Ten/Jack quote here*

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

What do you mean manpants? I wear girlie knickers and am PROUD of them!