Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may if you like include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.
The Doctor ends up caught in a virtual mind game where he hops from television show to television show, genuinely believing he belongs inside each. While in the cooking show "Dining With Doctor", he realizes that something isn't right by the way the salt tastes and makes a break for it. His mind is still trapped in the cooking show, though, so he uses his heightened senses of taste and smell to get himself (and Majenta!) out of the virtual mind game.
Once free, he still can't cook. Majenta is unimpressed.
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With A Dash Of Estonian Salt
Once free, he still can't cook. Majenta is unimpressed.