for makeyourlist: Pros and Cons

[rude_not_ginger]

Pros and Cons of Never Speaking To Lucy Saxon Again

Pros
-Love life simplified
-No longer have to deal with catfighting (?) with the Master
-Romantic options are opened
-Sexual life simplified (non-existent)
-No longer insulted for sartorial taste
-No longer insulted for being skinny
-No longer insulted for driving capabilities
-No longer insulted for landing in the wrong place
-Explaining companion relationships is now simple
-Relationship with Master is simplified
-No longer have to listen to complaining
-No longer have to pretend to care about politics
-No longer have to worry about double-crossing companions
-Half-human companion no longer has reason to be jealous
-No more jealousy of "other" TARDIS crew
-No longer have to deal with silly arguments
-No longer have to worry about appearing idiotic during said arguments
-No longer have to teach about the TARDIS
-No longer have to give TARDIS tours
-Apples and oranges are, once again, apples and oranges only
-No longer need to worry about companion's silly high heels
-No longer have to worry about any sort of any tension
-No longer have to bother being polite on the Plane
-No longer need to practice complicated dances
-No longer have to worry about clothing choices
-No longer have to worry about hairstyle (outside of own opinion)
-No longer have to buy expensive birthday gifts
-No longer have to buy expensive Christmas gifts
-No longer have to buy anything unnecessary
-Shopping is no longer a requirement
-Shopping can actually be removed from the TARDIS itinerary completely (except for food)
-No longer have to explain myself ad nauseum
-No longer have to explain the TARDIS's quirks
-No longer have to deal with TARDIS's jealous feelings
-No longer have to explain TARDIS's feelings
-No longer have to worry about the safety of the TARDIS
-No longer have to worry about safety of companions
-No longer have to stifle opinions
-Self-respect restored


Cons
-Never get to speak to Lucy again

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My usual method of decision making is useless here.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 330
Based on RP in realityshifted

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You forgot to add 'and also the Master won't kill her and torment you (more)' in the pros list. Or the cons list, hard to tell.

And I don't know about you, but I've never 'catfought' in my life.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I think we both know you'd have never killed her. She was always on your side. It's more slapping around and less actual fighting.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I think we both know she'd die if I asked her to. I can only tolerate so much treachery, even expected.

I seem to remember me smashing the hilt of a cutlass onto your hand and you stabbing a sword in between my ribs. And I doubt my memory is going.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Should add "No longer keeping around a mindless drone around" to the Pros list.

Easily healed.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I think, your relationship with the Master will never be simple.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Simple...r?

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

No. Not that either.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a little simple-r, at least.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

I am afraid not Doctor.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Just an itty bitty bit?

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

I have seen into both your minds Doctor, and I can assure you that is not the case.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Well gee, Doctor, how do you really feel?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Hungry, actually. Want to get some tea?

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Don't see why not! How do you feel about barbecue ribs?

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

Well. It's nice to see you've gotten over everything in a healthy manner, then.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

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[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

I can see you're taking this not talking to me issue in a ridiculously literal manner, so I'll just let you be, hmm? Good day, Doctor.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Wait!

No, no, go. Better that you go.

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

You never were terribly good at making up your mind, were you?