Wednesday, April 30, 2008 16:26
To: Captain Jack Harkness (cjharkness@tw.uk)
From: Dr. John Smith (doc_who@unit.gov)
Subject: Fancy a bit of world-saving?
Apparently there's going to be a war between humans and demons and all that. You and your team...er...gang...crew...them! Think you might be interested?
I apologize, but I'm going to have to communicate by email. Rose is unhappy that she's being taken somewhere safe instead. By "unhappy" I mean she'll be unhappy once she finds out.
The Doctor
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To: Captain Jack Harkness (cjharkness@tw.uk)
From: Dr. John Smith (doc_who@unit.gov)
Subject: Fancy a bit of world-saving?
Apparently there's going to be a war between humans and demons and all that. You and your team...er...gang...crew...them! Think you might be interested?
I apologize, but I'm going to have to communicate by email. Rose is unhappy that she's being taken somewhere safe instead. By "unhappy" I mean she'll be unhappy once she finds out.
The Doctor
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To: Dr. John Smith (doc_who@unit.gov)
From: Captain Jack Harkness (cjharkness@tw.uk)
Subject: Re: Fancy a bit of world-saving?
Isn't that nice? Lovely of them to pencil that in a lot earlier this year at least?
I suppose you can say that counts me in.
Oh and Rose is probably going to kill you. Just so you're prepared at least.
[The preceeding email was from Captain Jack Harkness. Those that doubt his handsome appeal or charming abilities should discard this email and wait for Jack himself to prove you wrong. He already knows what you did.]
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To: Captain Jack Harkness (cjharkness@tw.uk)
From: Dr. John Smith (doc_who@unit.gov)
Subject: Re: Re: Fancy a bit of world-saving?
Brilliant. If your team wants in as well, we could probably use all the help we can get. I'm not certain what forces we're going up against, but it looks like we might have the anti-Christ on our side (never thought I'd write those words, believe you me).
Better me than her.
The Doctor
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