ooc: The Doctor and Sex

Heading out to catch tags and write stories now, but I wanted to share this lovely little analysis of the Doctor and sex written by mistress_siana:

I imagine a Time Lord's attitude to sex a bit like this:

Imagine you're on a planet where everyone is absolutely crazy about chess. And I mean REALLY crazy about chess. Magazines are full of speculation about who's playing chess with whom. Married couples seek professional advice to improve their chess life. Some like threeway chess, some play chess in tight fitting latex suits, some play chess only with the lights out and insist that everyone else do the same. That planet's largest network is full of pictures of pretty people moving queens up and down, bloggers who discuss whether fictional character x likes chess in the first play, and every day you get hundred of e-mails telling you how to enlarge your king without side effects. Now, it's not that you don't like chess at all, every once in a while an interesting player comes along and you're tempted to get out your board, but generally? Wtf, planet?

for theatrical_muse: Friday

Master:

It may look like rambling, but this letter doesn't mean a fourth of what I mean to tell you.

I was thinking! Friday. Good weekday! It is, in fact, really the best sort of day to relax, yes? I was thinking we'll plan a trip, maybe to Felusia? The Braxians destroy the Fraxians. In Taxon I'm terribly bored and it's been a while since I've traveled! I don't really actually expect to escape today, no, they've probably planned trouble. That's something that I want to avoid! Do keep up. I'll not repeat myself! I want a proper holiday, to travel and to risk it all. Your world here's cozy, life most certainly won't stay that way whilst inside the city. If the plan, traveling to Felusia blast arena or Braxian zone number 7 (pack shield, sword, blastgun, and armour, just to be prepared). We'll be safe.

-D

PS: Dirtsa nees uoy evah?

That's Felusian for backwards.

Muse: The Doctor (Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 157
Based on RP in taxonomites with beholdthedrums
A/N: It seems like rubbish, but it's code!