In celebration of handysparehand's not-birthday

Since the oddity that is his human self does not actually have a birthday, the Doctor has picked a random day (which may or may not coincide with the one-year anniversary of the creation of the journal handysparehand) to get his human self a card.



Inside, it reads:
It's your birthday. Well, not actually your birthday as you weren't technically born. But it's a good day to celebrate it.
Or something like it.
-D

Later on, the Doctor is informed this is probably rude. So, he goes out and purchases a few birthday gifts.



( What is inside the packages... )

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HANDYSPAREHAND!

for musebysentence: 3.1: Sex

Actually, I'm sort of busy at the moment; did you not notice the big alien spaceship coming this way?

Oh, the things you see on the internet these days...

After this scandalously deceitful post attempted to persuade the masses that my human self is, in fact, a "better kisser" than myself, I'm afraid some action must be taken.

Thus, my human self and I are going to be having a "snog-off" of sorts. No, no, I'm not snogging him, I mean others can snog us and comment who they think is the best.

KISS THE DOCTOR
Or his human self, I mean, if you really want to or something.




OOC: ALL IN GOOD FUN! META LIKE WHOA AND ANY VERSE. There'll be two "kissing booths" in this post (the flash items don't work as comments, but just pretend they're there!), and you can feel free to comment/thread a kiss with my Ten or handysparehand! AND GIVE COMMENTARY ON THE EXPERTISE OF EACH KISS. Careful, both of these men have ridiculous egos.