VOICEMAIL For All Verses (Because Everyone Is Doing It)

Hello, this is the Doctor.

Well, one of them.

I'm not here, I'm probably there, so leave me a message.

Wait, wait, wait. If I'm there, as in there with you, then don't. Don't because you can just tell me. And don't leave a message if I'm right around the corner. I really only check this every fifty years or so, so it's likely you can just tell me the next time you see me. Or you could write me a letter! I love letters. Some letters. Occasional letters!

And you know you can always---

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Superspecial thank you to tastefulfashion

Who illustrated this wonderful thread between us here:

( Cut for an image so awesome it's entirely likely your CPU will be burned out by it. )

A billion thank yous! <3<3

for makeyourlist: What is in your google search engine?

OOC: This inspired me.