rude_not_ginger | Christmas Open Thread

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• THE DOCTOR LEARNS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS •

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Christmas Eve. 2009.

The Doctor loved Christmas! Back when he was a wee Time Lord, the first place he ever landed was London on Christmas Eve. He promised himself he'd never miss another Christmas ever, but that promise went into the same pile as "Lose weight" and "Regenerate a better hairline" and "Stop leaving companions in other universes". But the Doctor had never quite gotten the hang of New Years'. (He once spent several hours commiserating on the similarity between the confusing nature of New Years and Thursdays with one Arthur Dent, who will sadly not be appearing in this piece of narrative. -editor)

But! Through all his travels in space and time, he still hadn't quite figured out what Christmas was for exactly. Except as a yearly excuse for turkey, too much wine, and plum pudding (all of which the Doctor approved of). This year, though, as he strode the streets on this wonderful Christmas Eve, the Doctor decided he would figure out exactly what Christmas was all about.

This may or may not have included use of a intergalactic manipulative detector and a full pack of radio stellar isotopian crystals. Oh, and a cup of hot chocolate. In a festively-coloured cup.

There was a lovely light snow, and the Doctor grinned madly at the stars. Christmas. This year, he was going to figure out what it was all about.

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OOC: Open thread, feel free to tag in as if your character is a passerby or as if your character is a long-standing companion! I'll be working on this thread up until the New Year, most likely! Everyone from any verse (or no verse!) is welcome, just let me know if you'd prefer it from a community or specific universe! And, for this thread, threadhopping is totally welcome!

Happy Holidays, everyone! &hearts

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"All right, bring the cat, but don't think it's coming anywhere near the TARDIS. Last time I had a cat living on board the ship got hairballs."

Still, the Doctor had to admit it was a really cute kitten. For a cat, of course.

"Right! We should head this way, see if we can't figure out the source of this psychic wavelength."

"Well, I can't leave it with my mum, she's allergic!" The only pet Martha had ever had was a pet fish, which Leo had accidentally killed two weeks after she got it.

"Kittykittykittykitty." Martha tickled its stomach. "Do you know the source of the psychic wavelength? Do you?"

"Oh, all right. But figure out a good name for it. And don't get distracted."

The Doctor sighed, eventually reaching over to take the cat from Martha and hand her the detector. "Focus!"

"Okay, but don't you go sticking captions on him." She looked down at the detector, which was...definitely blinking.

"So this isn't going to end up catapulting us into some weird alternate reality that shows us what would happen if I'd never been born, right? Because I really hate that film."

"And I think it's pointing north," she added helpfully.

"How can you hate that film?" the Doctor asked, horrified. "Jimmy Stewart! Fantastic bloke, by the way. Classically realizing how important he, a tiny little speck on the planet, was so utterly important. He didn't even realize it! It's brilliant!"

The kitten hopped up on the Doctor's shoulders, and he grinned over to it as it bopped its head against his ear.

"North! This way!"

"Well, I'm sure you don't like all the same movies I do," Martha pointed out pragmatically. "It's a matter of opinion, that's all." Not to mention that she'd actually lived the moral of the story, which rather tended to make things lose their lustre. (And she hadn't even had a guardian angel, which seemed totally unfair.)

"So Christmas elves. Do they exist, d'you think?" she contemplated out loud. "And if so, are we talking like...happy midget elves or Orlando Bloom elves. 'Cos I know which one would give me a Merry Christmas."

"No," the Doctor said. "I was actually fairly offended by that Orlando Bloom elf. On behalf of the actual Drestonian Elves of the Gamma Quadrant."

He sniffed and looked over to Martha. "They're far prettier."

The kitten mewled.

"See, he agrees with me."

"Well, someone didn't take me to see the pretty elves, did he?" Martha cooed to the kitten. (All right, so there was probably a perfectly valid reason for that. Several, most likely.)

She glanced down at the detector again, which was blinking steadily north (or she was pretty sure it was north, anyway). "Are the flying reindeer aliens, then?"

"Nope," the Doctor said. "Part of the illusion of his TARDIS."

All right, so Santa had a TARDIS, and Time Lords had TARDISes, and the Doctor was the last Time Lord left...

"You aren't Santa, are you?" she asked suspiciously. It had sounded much more logical in her head, really.

(And she was really quite sad to find out that flying reindeer didn't actually exist.)

The Doctor looked over to Martha with a mischievous smile.

"Of course I'm not toy doctor kit when you were six."

He petted the kitten again and glanced over her shoulder. "Where are we off to next?"

A corner of Martha's mouth twitched up into a smile. "So did my mum really write you a letter telling us we couldn't have a Nintendo 'cos it'd rot our brains?"

Anyway, even a time traveller would have problems with doing all that work - not to mention crossing his own timeline. But Martha didn't contradict him.

"Still north." Martha tapped it against her hand for a moment. "D'you think it's stuck? 'Cos I remember being at the North Pole, and not only was it more than a little cold, but there definitely was not any sort of Santa's workshop there."

"Not really," the Doctor said. "I just ran out of adapter cables."

The Doctor nodded in agreement. "Must be north of this area. I wonder what sort of a psychic phenomenon could be---"

He turned the corner to see a wide, open area with a small band, some dancing shoppers, and a huge Christmas tree. The collection of people alone would explain the psychic collection. It made the Doctor grin.

"To be fair, she was probably right." Martha shrugged. "It was just one of those things I always wanted, you know?"

"Oh, that's brilliant!" She smiled widely at the Doctor. "Look, there's an ice-skating rink just over there, too." She pointed at the ice with one gloved hand. "I had no idea any of this was here."

"Neither did I," the Doctor admitted.

He turned to Martha and gave her a wide grin.

"Fancy a spin on the ice, Martha Jones?"

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