rude_not_ginger | for charloft: What is your beachwear wardrobe?

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A gentleman never takes off his tie.

Does it count when tied around his head?

I thought we agreed never to talk about that again. It was only once. Well, twice. Well, I think. Anyway!

If you can't remember, I'd definitely say that it doesn't count.

I remember----most of it!

Did I do the Macarena? I really think I might've.

There was the Macarena, as well as the Electric slide. Thankfully I think you stopped before the chicken dance.

Oi, now, the Electric slide is a requirement for parties!

Or, well, advanced alien dignitary meetings like the one we were at.

As long as you can take off everything else, I'm really not concerned.

Animal fat, Jack. That's all I really have to say.

You are not allowed to wear flip flops.

But---the sand gets the converses so messy!

I have seen your feet. Not. Allowed.

...And while I'm at it, those shorts are hideous.

Unless he's changing his tie.

True.

Although, going tie-less isn't a bad thing.