Who missed me?

[rude_not_ginger]

So I'm back.

Dreadful three days. All that sun and beach? It only started a pleasant cold rain the day we left. Well, the writer spent too much time drinking with 60 and 70 year old women (what exactly is a cougar?) and I spent too much time completely bored.

The music wasn't bad though.

Go on, tell me how missed I was.

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

*cue complete confusion*

Cougars are from the cat family, though.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the wide world of coloquialisms and sex. A cougar, when talking about humans, well you only wish it was an X5, though then she wouldn't be human would she? Anyway. Courgar is a slang term for an older woman who likes younger men for sexual partners. So. . .well you look the part.