Who missed me?

[rude_not_ginger]

So I'm back.

Dreadful three days. All that sun and beach? It only started a pleasant cold rain the day we left. Well, the writer spent too much time drinking with 60 and 70 year old women (what exactly is a cougar?) and I spent too much time completely bored.

The music wasn't bad though.

Go on, tell me how missed I was.

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Claws?

Oh, no. How big? Do they retract?

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

tries really hard not to laugh Depends. Medium to long. And no. They don't retract.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Are you taking the mickey with me, honestly!

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

Only a little bit.

I'm not saying they aren't scary, mind you, but they only have metaphorical claws.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

So they're metaphorical creatures?

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

Yes. You could say that.