"We also have to get the women upstairs. See if they're safe. Do you know if there is any wine or brandy stored downstairs? Something the captain might've kept under lock and key? We could show them where, and direct the women to safety while they gorge themselves."

As for the hat? Oh, he'd love the hat! He could put it in the wardrobe room once he got the TARDIS back. It would only be a few dozen years until he got that chance. If not sooner. He could get back. He would get back.

It wasn't something to dwell on, though.