rude_not_ginger | for charloft: What is your beachwear wardrobe?

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A gentleman never takes off his tie.

Does it count when tied around his head?

I thought we agreed never to talk about that again. It was only once. Well, twice. Well, I think. Anyway!

If you can't remember, I'd definitely say that it doesn't count.

As long as you can take off everything else, I'm really not concerned.

I remember----most of it!

Did I do the Macarena? I really think I might've.

Animal fat, Jack. That's all I really have to say.

There was the Macarena, as well as the Electric slide. Thankfully I think you stopped before the chicken dance.

Oi, now, the Electric slide is a requirement for parties!

Or, well, advanced alien dignitary meetings like the one we were at.

You are not allowed to wear flip flops.

Unless he's changing his tie.

But---the sand gets the converses so messy!

True.

Although, going tie-less isn't a bad thing.

I have seen your feet. Not. Allowed.

...And while I'm at it, those shorts are hideous.