"Yeah, but I just look for weather reports on the 26th. There are plenty of inauthentic snowfalls after the discovery of atmospheric excitation, but I wanted something authentic. A real Christmas."

He looked at the screen and snorted. "Psychic excitation."

Which was a very technical way of saying 'not a whole lot'. He had no idea what to look for, exactly, to fit the meaning of Christmas. Such a silly thing to try to find, but he'd looked for stranger over the years.