"You kidding me? I shot you, she'd probably try and electrocute me if I stepped over the doorway or something. I mean sure, it might not kill me, but it'd sting," he laughed before adding, again not so subtley, "guess it's a good job I won't be doing that."

He rubbed the Doctor's arm a little as he pulled back, and shot him another of his much coveted 'Jack Harkness' smiles.

"Cardboard!" he said with mock enthusiasm, padding over to pick at the little square shapes of food. The Doctor was right, they were vile, but hopefully they might take the edge off his hunger.

"Mm," he said around a mouthful, "sounds good. Only one problem there. I don't see a door, do you?"