rude_not_ginger: (all doctors - i'll explain later)
The Doctor ([personal profile] rude_not_ginger) wrote2008-10-01 07:28 pm

for [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse: Write page 57 of your 300-page autobiography

at once.

Though I am disinclined to believe the nonsensedidn't believe them one bitanything that young man was spouting, I had no choice but to follow him. When trapped in a situation such as myself, ChesterderIan, and Susan were in, one has no choice but to accept the "kindness" of strangersenemies.

While Susan and I continued to stay strong despite the dire circumstancesthe thrilling and death defying circumstances, it was the young man ChestermanIan that fell into despair. Believing that young womanBarbara had been killed affectedeffectedaffectedeffectedupset him in a way that I have never seen before. It's obvious now to me, later in life, that he was in love with her. Even later in life, it's obvious why he never moved forward. I wonder if he regrets it.

All the same, by terrifying and dangerous swordpoint we were led into the diamond-crusted(it was not diamond-crusted!)castle. I took note of the wall structure, oozing with alien mucous and how decidedly human the entire place appeared , even if I was the only one noticing, brilliant as I am. The architecture, the furniture, even the clothes (despite their obvious lack of sartorial taste) on the monstrocitiesmonstrosities that had imprisoned us. Not imprisoned exactly, more held at a rather nasty swordpoint and forced about in a direction we didn't exactly want to go. Which is sort of like being imprisoned. Actually, it's the very definition of being imprisoned. Though if you go by the classical definition of being imprisoned, and I'm looking at you, me in my third incarnation, well, then you're left with a much more confusing outcome of this entire situation. In fact, one might say that whether or not we were even imprisoned is really...I'm not entirely certain where I'm going with this, moving on!

But of course they hadn't killed that young womanBarbara, they wanted to be like us! It was so painfully obvious, though I could not tell ChestermoorIan or Susan what I hadfigured out.

I often find myself in situations where my intellect far outshines those around me.

Moving onwards along to certain undeniable doom , which is not to be confused with other types of doom we were led down through a series of corridors (why is it always corridors?) to a large antechamber (why is it always large antechambers?).

"Good evening," a creature said, his voice a menacing roar. I could feel a chill to my bones, like the creaking of an old door (That doesn't make any sense!)

Sitting on a large, glass throne was a slimy, green, obviously evil monster more terrifying than anything I had ever seen. Until my second incarnation Until my third incarnation Until my fourth incarnation Until my fifth incarnation Until my sixth incarnation No, I'm fairly certain my seventh incarnation saw scarier things. Until my eighth, and most attractive incarnation. Until my ninth and best dressed (not to mention best looking incarnation. Until the bravest, best-haired, best-dressed and most brilliant incarnation of all, the tenth. (And don't even think about striking this out, next Doctor!)

Muse: The Doctor (One)(Two)(Three)(Four)(Five)(Six)(Seven)(Eight)(Nine)(Ten)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 550

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[identity profile] not-from-mars.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

That... that was fantastic, and so cool. I absolutely love how you did that. Great job. ♥♥♥♥

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[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Formatting and color coding and all that are my absolute favorite things. This was brilliant and made me all kinds of happy. I love all their corrections and declarations and everything else.

<3
Edited 2008-10-02 00:23 (UTC)

[identity profile] voicegrl.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!!

[identity profile] sinister-charm.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
My dearest Doctor... you need a better editor! I can count at least five different errors in that one page alone. If you ask nicely, I'll point them out for you.


((OOC: I loved this, you know. :P The Master just couldn't resist pointing out errors.))
Edited 2008-10-02 00:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] mind-the-tardis.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Only 300 pages? *is not believing this*

Hee, clever XD. I so need to go back and see Doctors beyond the New ones.

Re: ooc

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you kindly! All of them would want to have a hand in it! And too many Doctors spoils the plot!
Edited 2008-10-02 00:55 (UTC)

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[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!!! <3<3<3

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
TY!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] tastefulfashion.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
It brings new meaning to the term of arguing with oneself, yes? xD
Edited 2008-10-02 00:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm absolutely certain my younger selves must've made those!

D=

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I just love the classic series. Some of the costumes are dated, but the writing is absolutely brilliant!

And thank you!

[identity profile] sinister-charm.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't mean you can't fix them now.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's editing oneself! =D

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
How much do they bother you?

[identity profile] sinister-charm.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not telling. Because if I state they are bothering me, you'll leave them just to be annoying.


Instead, I'll amuse myself with the knowledge that you, apparently, did not catch them through all your various regenerations.

ooc still;

[identity profile] tastefulfashion.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine a publishing company trying to read his edited notes. It would probably give them a headache!

[identity profile] galeforcehero.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant and ilu for making me laugh today. <3

e: edited to say that the best part is how Six is a smartass and Four only adds adjectives to make everything more exciting.
Edited 2008-10-02 01:09 (UTC)

ooc |D

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
*lol'd so hard*
Edited 2008-10-02 01:09 (UTC)

ooc:

[identity profile] tea-wifout-milk.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that broke my brain! And I love it!

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[identity profile] tea-wifout-milk.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I often find myself in situations where my intellect far outshines those around me.

And of course, this is the only line that is completely unedited!! <3<3<3

[identity profile] sarahs-attic.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't ask me to edit it for you.

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[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
YOU GOT IT! I was hoping someone would notice! =DDDD

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[identity profile] tea-wifout-milk.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Heee!!! *I is smart today!!*

[identity profile] soimpressive.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You call a suit and sneakers "best-dressed"?

[ooc; This was fabulous! I love the color-coded edits.]

[identity profile] unearthlysusan.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
You could have mentioned it, Grandfather. Especially if it was 'so painfully obvious'.

OOC: *rofl*
splendid_roman: (Ian and Barbara - Marco Polo)

[personal profile] splendid_roman 2008-10-02 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
It might have been obvious to you, but I assure you it wasn't to me, not at that time.

ooc: I love the way the other Doctors have edited this!

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I did know, but I knew that they'd annoy you so I left them up!

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
YW! And you know that Six is gonna be the jackass, Four is going to make things exciting, Five is going to remember everyone's names, and Eight is going to be the romantic!

I had SO much fun writing this. I'm so glad you like it!

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[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Sarah. I'm a little nervous about editing it myself.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, easiest running shoes and the most fashionable of suitwear.

Besides! You don't even change your jumper but once a decade!

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, it became more painfully obvious as my incarnations went along, I think...

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that sort of thing is never obvious to the one experiencing it. But, like most things, it's all just a matter of timing.

OOC: I'm so glad you like it!

[identity profile] sinister-charm.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Or so you'd like me to believe - but I am far more inclined to believe you're attempting to save face.

[identity profile] sarahs-attic.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you.

Is it longer than the Oxford English Dictionary yet?

[identity profile] melwicker.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!!! This is awesome.

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[identity profile] whatstheddx.livejournal.com 2008-10-05 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha. Just brilliant.

Re: ooc

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] soimpressive.livejournal.com 2008-10-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why change it if it works?

OOC:

[identity profile] humanmapquest.livejournal.com 2008-10-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I found this through Fic Rec Friday and...wow, my sides? They hurt from laughing. I seriously love this piece. The last part? "Until the bravest, best-haired, best-dressed and most brilliant incarnation of all, the tenth." Made me spit out my coke XD

Re: OOC:

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-10-12 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked it! It was a blast to write!

*ticks off another monitor* SCORE!

[identity profile] justcrizz.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh, that is brilliant XD. Hoorah for color-coding!