All of that and then some, you say? You must be very busy. Would it be giving away trade secret, if I knew how you conjured this ball?

I am guessing, guessing ... I just know I am going to botch this up, sir. Let's toss out the old familiars. You definitely are no Rumplestilkin, far too manly to be Aislinn pulling a trick on me, but you could possibly be?

I am afraid, sir, that I am stumped. But you can have my name. Oscar Wilde, at your service.

*No, the room isn't spinning. No, not at all*

(ooc--writer hopes that last bit of a question, wasn't rhetorical. :D)