"Oh, well, you know, never would've worked out anyway. Bad temper of his. He and K-9 would've gotten into a lot of disasterous arguments."

Riiiiight.

"But, you know, Paris. City of love. And...art critics. Never did figure out why that one man was sketching you with a watch for a face. Paled in comparison to the rest of the strange things going on, but that was rather odd."